enevun:

aeiou

pathfuckery:

probablybadrpgideas:

Call your DM “daddy” to throw em off

I should institute this as a rule for my players

If any of my players do this I am killing their character with a bolt of well deserved lightning.

guy:

im so lonely

kindofabulous:

modifier-x:

songersingwriterr:

songersingwriterr:

songersingwriterr:

tadpoledancer:

songersingwriterr:

songersingwriterr:

I follow this page on Facebook called Toilets With Threatening Auras and well…

POST MORE

As you wish!

And just because…

@deputymcnuggets

toebeens:

adz:

w-e-r-e-w-o-l-f:

Anime Girl: *breathes*
Her Tiddies:

my cat does this before he pukes

that comment just absolutely took me out

susiephone:

athenavine:

colorfuloddity:

dajo42:

a muggleborn student coming to hogwarts with a thermos flask and filling it with tea in the morning so it stays hot all day and their pureblood friends are like “whoa what spell did you use for that” and they’re like “?????? it’s just a thermos???” and all the pureblood students start pointing their wands at cups and saying “THERMOS”

THERMOS

plot twist: it works, mugs suddenly start keeping tea at the perfect temperature for the caster all day. students in muggle studies start experimenting with other muggle jargon and a new generation of magic spells are born, propelling the stagnated wizard community into the technological age

*points wand at book* KINDLE!!!! *book propels itself into fireplace and bursts into flames* I FUCKED UP I FUCKED UP

pupperpaw:

gonna get beat up by beans

wheatley-blogs:

shibblog:

mumblesbot:

nuka-breaker:

Power Armor is basically a fursuit for people who want to be robots

sh sshut up

@hhh-rina @wheatley-blogs

toastpotent:

thvndermag:

www.instagram.com/rogerkilimanjaro

brutus-red-xiii:

“Ain’t nothing like a little fear to make a paper man crumble.”

dunmertitty:

mockiato:

Every single one of these headlines sure is something

this is one of mine

sexhaver:

wakandanpaladin:

zagreus:

bawwksee:

zagreus:

agigabyte:

zagreus:

gokuderas-ponytail:

zagreus:

zagreus:

does anyone want to see the third most distressing and inexplicable thing i’ve seen on facebook this year?

op where’s the other two

are you sure you’re ready? i don’t think you are

Yes we are.

you asked for it….. here’s the second most distressing thing i’ve seen on facebook this year

WHERE’S THE MOST DISTRESSING ONE OP

on your own head be it……

they protected us

they paired the foot spaghetti with barefoot wine…

plantsplacesthings:

plantsplacesthings:

n-yks:

Short tops are valid.. Also cute

I think they’re called crop tops but I may be wrong

My only hope for 2019 is that people learn how to spot smart, witty comedy and stop calling me a sweet summer child

mababwionarts: